Blogging Huh?

Hey, folks!
So here I am, Stuart, wondering what I just got myself into. I made this blog so I could hopefully tickle your funny bones with my odd sense of humor about things in life. And trust me, this blog is not the only thing keeping me from wondering into the distant concept of "getting work done." That's a goofy concept that few can comprehend. I was on the edge of a taking good-sized leap into this concept the other day when I realized that I should probably get some homework done early. Now, let me paint a picture of this significant moment. I was at the computer, go figure, consuming the ever-delightful Bagel Bites, which I insist on purchasing in bulk. It was fairly early in the evening still. The apartment complex was quiet. Outside a butterfly gently glided through the air (I swear I heard it singing a happy tune) and landed ever-so-gracefully on a tree branch. As the Bagel Bites started fading away into the abyss of my stomach, my stomach growled with approval of the treats. I looked over and saw my assignments packet lonesomely sitting on the table, as if it were saying, "Why Stuart? WHY DO YOU PROCRASTINATE??" Just that quick glance had rallied me to attempt to get an assignment done early. For this particular class, all assignments are to be done online. That's where everything took the wrong turn. I decided that a quick Facebook check couldn't hurt. I was online, so might as well. Then, I heard that faint little sound when someone tries to chat with you. Did I open it? You bet I did. Without much knowledge as to what I was doing, I CLOSED THE ASSIGNMENT, and got involved in about two more conversations. I have yet to get another near-milestone moment. I guess what I'm trying to say is, you better enjoy this blog because something, somewhere is being disregarded and tossed into the whirlpool of procrastination.
Well, I hope you have a dandy day!
Stuart
P.S. GO COWBOYS!!!!